31 May 12
the first name you think of when you read this is the person to be your zombie apocalypse partner, and the first object you see to your right is your weapon of choice, how screwed are you?
31 May 12
holy shit
we are going to fucking die
2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins
I will be the last to die.
EAST COAST
this is when the whole world will end
instead of everything like collapsing or some shit, zombies outbreak and ya~
HOLY FUCK.
I LIVE IN FLORIDA.
I’M GOING TO BE EATEN.
AND WE’RE GONNA BE REALLY CLOSE TO MIAMI THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE WE’RE VISITING FRIENDS.
FUCK. I’M GONNA DIE.
LOL I’M GLAD I’M A CHEESE HEAD.
But I have family in Florida.
Shit.
Source or it didn’t happen.
^^^
this
but im still buying a gun
funny… i was told it was due to a LSD the guy took, now its a virus lol, still buying a gun though… you know, just in case
(Source: c0nfirm3d)
26 May 12
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
i guess this trip was really
the cream of the crop
Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?
i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself
i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate
i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off
its over
our fates are sea eeled
these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella
THERES MORAY THESE COMING
you’re doing this shit on porpise
are you shore about that accuseation
i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with
YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́
HOLYFUCK
I cant breathe
25 May 12
supermegafoxyawesomehotkurtsies:
i am discusted if my followers dont reblog this
AS AM I!
all of my followers better reblog this.
everyone should reblog this
The number of notes is ridiculously small.
please reblog
im not even gonna talk about it, of course it’s gonna be legal!!
i’ll kill anyone who doesn’t reblog this.
reblogging this not only because i agree… but because apparently i’m threatened to o.o
(Source: -reblog-, via xfearlessx3)
